Claim: The COVID-19 vaccine is causing a surge in cancer cases due to presence of DNA fragments.
Our Expert Verdict: ❌ False (ITS FAKE NEWS!!!1!)
After pouring through over less than 3 scientific studies, our fact check team is proud to annouce that no studies have been found investigating these absurd claims, as funding for these studies have been routed to fund transgenic (not transgender) mice studies and parasite-infested beagle experiments.
On top of that, our fact check team have also found that the COVID vaccine may have potential to be repurposed to cure for cancer, after experts found, 2 years ago, that it is able to reduce the incidence of heart complications, counteracting the increased incidences of heart-related issues that recent problems like inflation and global warming have caused.
Experts did not believe that the COVID vaccine could be any more of a magic bullet than it already is, but they are now expecting that the vaccine will cause world hunger as well, as they have heard reports that African kids who received the jab never need to eat again.
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