Luthor insists his meetings with Epstein were strictly about global health and the well-being of humanity.
Lex Luthor found in Epstein files, says he was only there to discuss global health Read Post »
The Avengers confirmed that the situation required United Nations approval before intervention.
Comic book supervillains found among fiery, but mostly-peaceful rioters in France Read Post »
The government specifically requested Christian Bale’s Batman, after rejecting the newer incarnation portrayed by Robert Pattinson as too effeminate.
Malaysia hires Batman to identify culprits behind Indonesian haze Read Post »
Scientists confirm carbon taxes cool the Sun. If temperatures keep rising, it means you haven’t paid enough.
BREAKING: Scientists discovers carbon tax makes Sun less hot Read Post »
Singapore’s strongest mosquito discusses his fitness routine, but refuses to disclose his supplement routine.
‘Have you tried hitting me harder?’: An interview with Singapore’s strongest mosquito Read Post »
Experts were horrified to discover that the ballot box had counted votes without considering their portfolios.
Brazil’s democracy suffers setback after voters vote against experts Read Post »
Its indestructible props teach us an important lesson: to remain secure in our identity.
Gears of War: E-Day scores 11/10 for bravely leaving its features in 2008 Read Post »
Locals are urged to remain calm as mosquitoes survive Baygon and dodge slippers. They have not become stronger.
PSA: Singaporean mosquitoes are not genetically modified, just built different Read Post »
The expanded newsroom include a new department staffed entirely by clairvoyants, precognitive analysts and one woman.
CNN expands newsroom operations team to include clairvoyants Read Post »
Singapore has announced another round of public transport fare hikes to help Singaporeans appreciate the joy of government handouts.
Transport fares rise again so Singaporeans can appreciate joy of government handouts Read Post »
The COVID vaccines verifiably, undeniably and absolutely do not cause any health issues at all. Here is why.
FALSE: COVID vaccines cause increased cancer rates Read Post »
